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“Ba-Bang!” What was that!? “Crahzamm!” Sweet baby Jehovah, mother of the planets, lord of the high plains and seas, can ye explain!? Drafted from the depths of the spirit realm, the foremost Zen philosophers of our times, riddled with conundrums,

And so sets the glory of another year, on the glowing horizons of our achievements and exultations. 2014 has been a litany of successes for Jump The Gun and we’d to thank each and every one of you for your

The deafening echo of her perfume flicked a sixpence across the curve of the verander… …scented peaches from sun-drenched beaches laid out for a long, lazy afternoon… If you know anything about Jump The Gun, you’ll be certainly aware of

…and you won’t be able to ignore us!! As a boy, London Zoo always produced such a scent of mirth on a gleeful Saturday morning.  Oh the things you can learn from these animals, as opposed to the cumbersome pandas

When all is said and done, we all love it and we all love to talk about it. But we especially like to do it, and once we’ve done it once, we love to do it all over again… …it’s

First we heard a rumbling, then a breaking of branches and then he was there, thundering over the hill in his magnificent earth-moving machine! The Skipper, fresh from rehearsal, adorned with genuine headwear sourced by Smiffy, was leading the way

I love the smell of sawdust in the morning…but was this morning? Having Jim Beam knock out sevens shades of guacamole can really throw a mans gyroscope into orbit. And so it began, the day of the gig…not a bird

It could so easily have have gone tits up…but it didn’t! It ain’t easy you know, assembling the troops, unloading the artillery and then rockin’ the Casbah!  But you know what, when you see those people up and dancing song

Here we come!  Ready to rock ya, roll ya and soothe your soul, ya! With the new lineup well and truly gelling together and the band in tip-top condition, we’ve got the urge to make a dirge! So jump in