…and you won’t be able to ignore us!!

As a boy, London Zoo always produced such a scent of mirth on a gleeful Saturday morning.  Oh the things you can learn from these animals, as opposed to the cumbersome pandas and suited stoats that squawked their lessons at Anytown High School.  At least these mammals can use both hands to throw their shit around…

Bambidextrous that’s what I wanted to be, and dancing with the limas and llamas, growling with the gibbons, hunting the hyenas, if only the meerkats had seen us…

Someone told me it’s all happening at the Zoo…

Well if by ‘Zoo’ you mean the urban jungle and by ‘happening’ you mean the loudest, most belligerent snatch of raggle-taggle varmints, Jump The Gun playing a rip-snorting smorgasbord of delectably sonic whores d’oeuvres, then you’re bang on the money Mr Simon!

A double-extender(!), we’re plotting the course for a two-day bender!  So return to sender, put your ears in the blender and get your dancing shoes from the menders, you’re gonna need your tiger feet and a couple of beers to feel blissfully replete.  Ain’t that neat!?

There’s really nothing like the feel of home turf to bring the best out of a band, and what with Bar XLR being in spitting distance of our stomping grounds, we’ll be firing on all cylinders tonight!  Showcasing new material and a barnstorming setlist.  We’ll spin the playlist on it’s end and play everything double-four time in a punk-skiffle fashion, using only washboards, wingnuts and Wombles, mmm…Nice!

But present day, hand on heart, no word of a lie, a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat…we’re bringing out all the artillery this merry evening (and tomorrow evening!) and it’d be great to see you there!

– JTG

We Are The Elephant In The Room!!

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